Variety is reporting that ex-Hobbit Elijah Wood is set to portray Iggy Pop in an upcoming biopic, ‘The Passenger.’ This is certain to go down in flames. Elijah Wood? Couldn’t they have gotten someone that wasn’t in permanent pre-pubescent purgatory? How is anyone supposed to believe this clammy twat is Iggy fucking Pop? Pop may […]

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Though it’s no competition for Fiona Apple’s second record, When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So […]

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Ryan Adams won’t be strapping on his guitar for a few weeks following a skateboarding accident, which resulted in a torn ligament. His website promises this is “NOT anywhere near as bad as the Liverpool accident from a few years back, though…Ryan expects to be playing guitar again soon.” At what age does one stop […]

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Trend Reznor is pissed off at Universal Music Group for pricing Nine Inch Nails’ current Year Zero well above standard retail: “As the climate grows more and more desperate for record labels, their answer to their mostly self-inflicted wounds seems to be to screw the consumer over even more.” Then, in the ultimate kiss-off, he […]

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Mouthy pop-singer Lily Allen has been pushing the limits of her charm lately. First canceling her tour out of sheer laziness, and now caving in to pressure to be extremely thin. Allen posted an embarrassing blog (amusingly titled ‘fat, ugly and shittier than Winehouse’) on her Myspace page about how she had “fallen victim to […]

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David Bowie and Sting have teamed up with club owner Ivan Kane to open a glitzy Burlesque club in New York City. Sting, long-rumored to be a frequent visitor of VIP rooms, might as well own a strip club so he can control the flow of gossip surrounding his new age-y marital rules. With the […]

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In her continuing quest for bridging the gap between Detroit white trash and English nobility, Madonna has recorded a “special” song to benefit the Live Earth Concert in another public act of heroic altruism. “Hey You” (not a Pink Floyd cover, thankfully) will be available only for download, so it will not be sent to […]

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